Clear the runways folks. Let's hear it for Mrs. Poor wack-job took too many smacks to the head with a mallet. In the end the slipper fits and she takes a ride in a magical pumpkin carriage, straight into our hearts.
Wield An Axe
I cannot be the only one with an Asian fetish. See for all her sins, she so desperately wants someone to see her good intentions. Hopefully I meet her in like 5 years when I get my shit together and I can lock it down.